Category Archives: Humor

Original content, funny stories, written by me.

The “Second” Bio-Weapon Appears? “Super-Covid? Vietnam reports 11 new cases of MORE AGGRESSIVE local strain of coronavirus”

Posted on July 28, 2020 by gachiyellow

“A dozen additional cases of a nastier, even more infectious local strain of Covid-19 were confirmed by Vietnamese officials on Monday. The find has forced tens of thousands to evacuate from the tourist hotspot of Danang. All of the new … Continue reading →

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No Free Speech: “…Instagram blocking vaccine critics”

Posted on March 25, 2019 by gachiyellow

“Social-media platform Instagram is allowing only one side of the debate over vaccines, pledging to censor “anti-vaccine hashtags,” according to The Hill… Instagram, owned by Facebook, revealed its policy after media outlets asked about “anti-vaccine misinformation” on the platform, the report said. … Continue reading →

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Wisdom Of The Wise: The Infinite Knowledge of GachiYellow’s Father

Posted on February 19, 2018 by gachiyellow

Long, long ago, in a not so distance time there lived a wise man. From his lips flowed wisdom so deep scribes and scholars from many lands marveled at the vast complexities of his verbiage. This man had a child. … Continue reading →

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GachiYellow gets trolled

Posted on May 8, 2016 by gachiyellow

I can’t believe what just happened. (Actually yes I can) Remember my friend from My ghetto roller coaster blog post? Its this post if you don’t know what I’m talking about. Link below: Ghetto Roller coaster Anyway, I’m talking to … Continue reading →

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Words from the “Wise Coworker”

Posted on December 20, 2015 by gachiyellow

What I am about to repeat is probably the best quote / most intelligent thing I’ve heard someone in real life say this entire year. This wisdom was so profound I decided to name the person who said this “Wise … Continue reading →

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Random funny conversations Part 2 [11/11/15]

Posted on November 11, 2015 by gachiyellow

Boredom leads to some weird conversations. I didn’t think the guy I was talking to was perverted but I quickly found out during this conversation. Therefore I shall call him “Pedobear.” Why am I naming  him that? Well I’m naming … Continue reading →

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“Just put the candy in the bag.” Halloween story

Posted on October 26, 2015 by gachiyellow

Just in case I must stress this story is a work of fiction and any similarities to real life is coincidental. Back in my younger days [This makes me sound like a old man] me and my friends used to … Continue reading →

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Ordering Chinese Food By Proxy

Posted on September 14, 2015 by gachiyellow

I wonder if it’s weird if one goes so far as to indirectly call individuals using multiple cell phones that aren’t his? The reason I ask is because every time I order Chinese I get one of my minions to … Continue reading →

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GachiYellow Randomness

Posted on July 15, 2015 by gachiyellow

You know I tend to scare people unintentionally. I don’t know if it’s due to my size or what but it’s funny. One time, when I was about to exit the restroom, I open the door very quickly and this … Continue reading →

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“Sex Last 10 Minuets. Final Fantasy VII last 70 Hours.” The Legend Of GachiYellow’s Role Model

Posted on May 13, 2015 by gachiyellow

This may sound odd but growing up I never had a role model. Seriously I never looked up to anyone… until 12 grade. The story that I am about to tell you is a true story. This is the story of … Continue reading →

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